Robin
That man. Out there. I think he's smoking.
Lilian
Smoking?
Len
Yeah, he is. Lucky sod!
Robin
[Jumping up to bang on the basement window] Hello, Mr. Smokey Man!
Lilian
He'll never hear that, you've got to bat the hell out of it! Give us a leg up, Len.
Len
What, with my back?
Lilian
Oh. [looking at Robin, then elsewhere] Uh, Barry, then. [Barry picks up her and she starts banging on the window]
Sally
Has he heard you?
Lilian
No. Oi, cloth-ears! Are you deaf?
Robin
Oh, he might be. You shouldn't have a go at him for it.
Lilian
No, I think he's whistling. The deaf can't whistle, can they?
Len
Not in tune.
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