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The Smoking Room · Season 1, Episode 2

Sharon, Lilian and others in “R.I.P.”

Sharon

Still, if people would observe the company rule about not opening attachments.

Lilian

You don't always know they're not work related. I opened one this morning from a client. It was the filthiest thing I've ever clapped eyes on!

Robin

Was it the woman with the donkey?

Lilian

Yeah.

Barry

I think you'll find it was a mule.

Lilian

I can understand the animal enjoying itself, but what could that dirty bitch get out of it?

Barry

Well, from what I saw, lockjaw.

Lilian

I can't get it out me head.

Barry

That's probably what she was thinking.

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