Len, Lilian and others in “R.I.P.”

How cheated would you feel? You've spent your days slaving away for these fuckers, working your fingers to the bone, and when you get some time back to yourself, you go and drop dead in Asda's frozen food isle.

Not even fresh.

He didn't die in Asda!? That's where I shop!

The fatality rate must be pretty low though, Barry.

He was just leaning down to fetch a tub of Carte D'or when the whole of his left side went stiff. Poor Pat thought they'd had the freezers up too high, but no… fatal stroke.