Yay!
The only Boston wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
Ugh! Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! [they start kissing their hands]
You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
So don't I. Frigging doorknobs [they laugh]
Automatic! [they kiss their hands again]
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