Lisa, Marge and others in “How Lisa Got Her Marge Back”

Lisa

Mom, I've been working on a new solo jazz piece.

Marge

[groans] Can I hear it? [Lisa starts playing her jazz solo]

Homer

Oh, I'd love to stay and listen, but I'm late for work! [leaves and comes back with Snowball V] Here's another super-fan to hear you lay down your licks! [leaves, comes back, puts glasses and a beret on Snowball V and leaves again]

Homer

[To Maggie who had her hair cut like Bart's] Why you little!

Bart

Dad, no! You're gonna strangle a baby!

Homer

[gasps] Oh my God. That would've been horrible! [to Bart] Why you little! [strangles him] Turning a sweet little baby into a you! [sits beside him] Bart, you're a great kid, but if I had another one like you, I'd hang myself from a highway overpass! Please, give your sister the precious gift of not being you.

Bart

Okay Dad. Mags, it was fun while it lasted. [puts her hair back to normal]

Homer

Huh? Ha! I didn't know it was that easy. [makes Bart's hair look like Maggie's]

Bart

Stop that! [makes his hair like Sideshow Bob's]

Homer

Aah! Sideshow Bob!