[to Homer, who's watching football] Dad, I'm worried. No one is falling for my pranks anymore!
Son, I know this seems like the biggest disappointment of your life, but trust me, there are going to be so many more. What you've got to remember is... Oh my God, 13 men in the field! Review it, review it, review it! Yes!! Play stands!
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