[Bart enters the music room looking for Mr. Largo. A classic violin music plays on the background]
Mr. Largo? Hmm, something's wrong. That music is in tune...
Hello, Bart!
Aah! Sideshow Bob!!
'Twas I who texted you... using Milhouse's phone! Did you know his wallpaper is American Girl Doll? Now let me put this in terms that a young boy would understand: [he opens a violin case and takes out a harpoon gun, then aims it at Bart while he speaks] you and I have danced a grand pas de deux worthy of Nijinsky, but this... is... the final... plié!
[unamused] Yawn. You couldn't kill me with that thing if I drew an "X" on my forehead. [he does so with blue chalk, then makes a taunting dance] Bob and a spear gun, sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N- [Bob shoots him with the gun, impaling him in the chest; he doesn't seem fazed, at first] Ha! Nice try, Bob, but I'm sure you made some... [he starts to falter] stupid... mistake...
Not this time. [yanks the spear projectile from Bart's chest, pulling out his heart]
[in a weaker voice] Tell my father... he's... fat... [dies]
[smiles in triumph] The deed is done. 24 years of trying to kill a ten-year-old child have finally paid off.
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