[Sideshow Bob, revived as a mix-and-match critter, finishes T.S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" he reads to the students at Springfield University]
"...By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown."
[to the students] Any questions?
[with Bart relaxing next to her] Yes, what are you supposed to be again?
[responds in annoyance] A full professor! But the tenure committee is excruciatingly slow. [He looks up at Bart and mutters with a "Why I oughtta..." and grunting before he gives off a cluck like a chicken and lays an egg that rolls in front of him. At once, he feels humiliated and embarrassed.]
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