Marge, Bart and others in “Midnight Towboy”

Marge

Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.

Bart

Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.

Homer

Oh, my God multiple parking tickets, handicapped spot, parked by a hydrant, incomprehensible vanity plate. If my life as a tow truck driver was a teleplay, this would be the end of act 2.

I thought I told you to stay off my turf.

Homer

What? I'm still in Springfield. Wha...?! Okay, I made a mistake. Why don't you give me two demerit points in a point system we work out right now? Put me down, you lousy-- Okay, I'm warning you--I'll kill you, you son of a...--All right buddy, that's it, I've had-- You... let go! All right, Just... let... go. Oh, a trap door. What's down there? Your Meatball collection?

Goodbye

Homer

I thought we were friends! I was kidding you in a friendly fashion!