There must be a website that can help you deal with a clingy baby.
Oh, I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem.
Aw, come on, Mom. We’ll help you surf.
[Marge sits down at the computer, grabs the mouse and starts clicking away]
Click that one, Mom.
No, go up.
Keep going--up, up, up!
The blue ones are ads.
That’s the toolbar.
No you’ve opened Word; close it!
Close it. Do-don’t save it!
Stop clicking.
Don’t go there!
Why are you buying a freezer?!
Don’t click the cart or you’ve bought it!
Aw, you clicked the cart!
[Upset] If you’re so smart, you do it!
[Bart pushes one button and finds a baby website]
[Groans]
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