Homer, I hope you get this: I'm in jail and I need $10,000 bail. Hurry!
Uhh, Marge, me and Bart got in a fight with this really uncool pit boss, and now we're in Nevada State Prison. Also, I don't know where Bart is. If you see him say, "Hey"!
Well, Maggie, I always knew that someday it would boil down to just you and me; I'll look for work in the morning.
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