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S15 E4

The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 4

Ian McKellen, Homer and others in “The Regina Monologues”

IMIan McKellen

We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.

Homer

You mean MacBeth? (car splashes water onto Ian)

IIan

Quiet you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!

Homer

What, by saying MacBeth? (anvil falls on Ian's foot)

IIan

Stop saying it!

Homer

Saying what?

IIan

MacBeth! Uh! Now I've said it (Ian gets struck by lightning)

Bart

Oh, this is cool. MacBeth, MacBeth, MacBeth. (lightning strikes three times)

Marge

Bart! Stop saying MacBeth! (lightning strikes)

Lisa

Mom, you said MacBeth! (lightning strikes)

Homer

Mr. MacBeth, I'm so sorry! (lightning strikes)

IIan

That's quite alright, you didn't know. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to give.

Bart

Good luck!

IIan

It's bad luck to say that too! (MacBeth sign falls on Ian's head)

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