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The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 4

Lisa and Rowling in “The Regina Monologues”

[The family spot J.K. Rowling emerging from a bookshop]

Lisa

Look, it's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.

RRowling

Thank you, young Muggle.

Lisa

Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?

RRowling

[sarcastically] He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?

Lisa

[happily] Yes...

[Rowling rolls her eyes and walks away]

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