Bart, you're suing us?
Yes, I wanna be emancipated.
Emancipated? Don't you like being a dude?
No, Dad, it means Bart would be a legal adult and free to move out of the house.
I wanted a sewing room, but not like this. Not like this!
Mom, you've always been cool to me, but Homer is a lousy dad and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Hey, my dad was lousy and I didn't sue him. I just dumped him in the cheapest home I could find.
[Cut to the Springfield Retirement Castle where Abraham is on a hospital bed]
Hey! My IV is empty, and my catheter is full!
[The employee carelessly switches urine and IV bag in opposite places]
See you tomorrow.
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