How could you make me Baby Stink-Breath and not even tell me?
I was going to tell you on my deathbed.
Honey, you did have a great time doing those commercials, and you made a lot of money.
I did? Where is it?
Your father invested it in the college trust fund which, today, must be worth a fo...
[interrupts Marge] La la la la la la la la la!
[groans in embarrassment] Of course, the stock market's been down lately, but there must be some sort of...
[rudely continues interrupting Marge] La la la la la la la la nothing left la la la oh.
You spent all the money I earned?
I needed it. I had to buy back some incriminating photos. Look.
[Flips through photos of Homer holding Bart over a railing a 'la Michael Jackson and then dropping him]
See, you're fine, and then... [shows the final photo, depicting Bart missing] whoops! Uh-oh! Look out! Oh! I know this looks bad, but if you reverse it, Daddy's a hero. See? [reverses the sequence] Watch... I saved you!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The Simpsons quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.