Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Dealing drugs?
Drugs?
I'll have to say drugs too.
Close, but you're way off.
[the family arrive at the Outskirts to see garbage trucks from different states dumping their garbage in a mine beneath Springfield]
Look at that beautiful garbage. Other cities don't want it, so they pay me to dump it in this old abandoned mine.
That's awful! I almost wish it was drugs.
Some of it is.
[Bart points to a New York garbage truck dumping a large amount of syringes, firearms and grenades]
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