Well guys, I won't be seeing you for a while.
Where you going?
I've joined the Naval Reserve.
Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too!
Well I'm not going to let anything happen to my two best customers. I'm joining too!
And although my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey, I'm in too.
Gee, thanks guys. This is just like The Deer Hunter.
The Deer Hunter? Uh, that reminds me. [runs into a room in the back. Skinner and Krusty are playing Russian roulette with a Vietnamese mob boss. The mob boss puts a bullet in revolver, spins the gun chamber, places it near Krusty and dares him]
Didi mau! Didi mau! [as Krusty reaches for the gun, Moe interrupts]
I'm sorry guys, we're shuttin' down for a while. Sorry.
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