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The Simpsons · Season 9

Homer, Moe and others in “Dumbbell Indemnity”

Homer

Why don't you sell your car?

MMoe

Ah, my car ain't worth nothing, but it is insured for five grand. Homer, you gotta steal the car for me and wreck it.

Homer

Steal your car? I can just imagine what Marge would say.

Marge

[in thought balloon] Homer, I insist you steal that car.

Homer

I'll do it!

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