Moe and Homer in “Dumbbell Indemnity”

No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.

Homer

Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!

Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?

Homer

Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!