Word around here is your game is crooked.
And how!
Well, perhaps we can come to an "understanding". [holds out his hand]
I understand.
Uh, Dad?
Not now, son. Daddy's talking to the policeman.
Let me put it to you this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?
No. He's Bart.
Okay, let's try this again and watch as I wink each time. The man I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr Bribe. Wink, wink.
[pause] ...It's a ring toss game.
All right, That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
What ain't that nothing?
Our game, our home... What happened here?
Cops took it.
...
Why didn't you bribe 'em?
I tried, but the opportunity never came up.
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