[Bart has seen Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing.]
So I looked out the window, and there it was the grossest sight I have ever--
[through speaker] Bart Simpson, report to the principal's office immediately!
[in the principal's office]
Now, Bart... son. I don't know what you think you saw but uh, let me assure you that...
What Seymour- oh, what Principal Skinner means to say, Bart, is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him!
That's the best you can do? You could have at least said you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play!
Is it... too late to say that?
Mmm-hmm!
[cough] We're just a little concerned. If people were to find out the principal was dating a teacher, they might see it as a conflict of interest.
[chuckles] And there are those who might try to use it against us for their own advantage-
Like me, for one!
Like you, for... Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
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