[to Bart, who is keeping her busy whilst Seymour and Edna sneak out] I collect pictures of wedding cakes from different periods. [She opens a book containing photographs of cakes] It all started in 1969 when Good Housekeeping featured a picture of a lovely cake.
You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?
Oh my, no. Don't care for cake, too sweet. [points at a cake] Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age, I don't have that much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I turn the page.
Aw, can't I just turn the page for you?
[slaps his hand away, harsher] No! [sweetly] But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
Erm...O.K. I'll take...that one.
[slaps his hand away] NO!
Aah! What the-
You can't have that one: that's a coconut cake!
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