Nelson, Milhouse and others in “A Milhouse Divided”

Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.

Aren't you gonna say, "Ha-ha"?

Oh, by no means. [sits down]: My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops. By the end [voice breaks], her breath was so fresh...she wasn't really my mother anymore.

Oh, so I guess I'm not alone.

Kearney

Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid [slides over and reveals a child who bears a strong resemblance to Kearney], but he got over it.

I sleep in a drawer.