Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.
The one down the hall.
Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Oh. Yeah.
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