Say Barn. Uh, remember when I said I had to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
[laughs] Oh yeah. We all had a good laugh Moe.
The results came back in. [picks up a huge stack of paper and reads it] "You owe me $70 billion."
Hmmm?!
Wait no that was for the Voyager spacecraft. Your tab is $14 billion.
All's I got is 2,000 bucks.
Well that's halfway there. [puts the money in the cash register just as Snake bursts through the door]
Freeze, Dude! Move a muscle and I'll blow this wino's head off!
[Moe heads into a room where he is protected]
I'm behind 3 inches of bullet-proof glass. Do your worst!
All right. [opens the cash register and takes Moe's money]
No! Stay out of there! Oh! Good God! No! [turns on and off the light many times]
Ho! Goodbye student loan payments! Ha! Ha! [leaves Moe's Tavern]
Come back here you..! Hey I wonder how much air is in here? [faints]
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