Chairman and Dr. Nick in “22 Short Films About Springfield”

Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. :[reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant...

But I cleaned them with my napkin.

Misuse of the cadavers...

I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.