“I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You...” – Homer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

[conga beat while Lisa folds her arms] You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad/

BHBart and Homer

[doing the conga] You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad/

Marge

[joins her husband and son] You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad/You don't win friends with salad...

Lisa

Mom!

Marge

I don't mean to take sides. I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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