[Homer is pointing Chief Wiggum's gun at Mr. Burns's forehead]
Say it, Burns! Say I never shot you! ...before.
[unaware] Shot? By you, my primitive friend, I'm afraid not. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to correctly operate a firearm. The one who shot me was...[scans the crowd; screams] MAGGIE SIMPSON!
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