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Smithers and Chief Wiggum in “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)”

[Smithers sits in a confessional.]

SSmithers

Father, I'm not a Catholic, but... I tried to march in the St. Patrick's Day parade... anyway, I've got a rather large sin to confess. I'm the one who... [breaks down sobbing] who shot Mr. Burns!

[Chief Wiggum opens the screen and cocks his pistol.]

Chief Wiggum

That's all I needed to hear. Boy, this thing works great.

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