[Eddie and Lou interrogate Moe with a lie detector.]
Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
No. [buzz, red light] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him! [ding, green light]
Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] A date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! [buzz] ... [hangs head] Sears catalog. [ding] Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]
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