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[incredulous] Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
[miserable] Oh, I thought the Generals were due!
[On the TV, a Globetrotter is spinning the ball as Generals players hover uncertainly around him.]
[screaming] He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!
[The Globetrotter kicks the ball into the net behind him.]
That game was fixed! They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!
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