Homer, your half ass under-parenting was better than your half ass over-parenting.
But I'm using my whole ass!
Dad, it's just that too much of your love can really be... scary.
Some day you'll thank me for all this scary love. But now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
[leaves]
I'm sure he meant to say "serious drinking".
That's what I assumed.
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