Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?
Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
Flu?
No.
Protein deficiency?
No.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
No.
Unsatisfying sex life?
N-- Yes! But please, don't you say that word.
What? [shouts] Sex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.
[groans]
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