[Lisa trips in the snow while being chased by an axe-wielding Homer, spots a handheld TV]
Dad, look! (holds handheld TV up)
Television! Teacher, mother, [suggestive emphasis] secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading... RISING! Fading, fading... gone.
[Family sighs in relief]
Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
[Time progresses and everyone is encased by ice]
Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!
Homer... change channel!
Can't, frozen!
["One" from "A Chorus Line" plays; the Simpsons scream helplessly in the ice]
Urge to kill...rising...
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