[Tuesday. The Simpsons are driving up a long mountain road to Mr. Burns' summer house]
Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?
D'oh!
[Wednesday]
Well, it's been two long trips, but were finally almost there again.
When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
D'oh, d'oh!
[Thursday. The family is indifferent about the trip and they aren't saying anything]
[gasps] Oh, no! We left Grandpa back at the gas station! [no reaction] What about Grandpa?
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