You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles, but sitting here now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free country... It just makes me feel that I'm really a lucky guy.
DAD!!! YOUR HAND IS JAMMED IN THE TOASTER!!!!
[When Homer realizes this everyone screams as Homer attempts to whack the toaster out of his hand]
OH GOD, GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!
[as the toaster falls off Homer's hand, he gasps for relief and slumps down on the floor]
DAD, IT'S IN THERE AGAIN!! [Homer frantically attempts to whack the toaster off him again]
AHHH, NO!!! AHH!!! IT'S STUCK ON MY HAND!!! [screaming incoherently]
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