[Homer chops through a door with an axe.]
Hereee's JOHNNY! [notices the room is empty] D'oh!
[Homer chops through a different door.]
Daaaavid LETTERMAN! [sees Grandpa, who finally found his way to the house after being left at the gas station earlier in the story]
AAbe
Hi David, I'm Grandpa.
D'oh!
[Homer chops through a different door with a ticking clock in hand.]
I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!
FFamily
[screams]
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