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Apu and Homer in “Homer and Apu”

AApu

I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

Homer

You're... selling what now?

AApu

I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

Homer

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos! [slams the door on him]

AApu

He's got me there.

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