[At the trial the next day, everyone is shocked when Mr. Burns' lawyer calls Marge to the witness stand]
Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Mmm...Yes, I do.
She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously.
[cringes] D'oh, the truth.
[walks up to her] Mrs. Simpson, does the name Julius Hibbert mean anything to you?
Yes, he's been our family physician and trusted friend ever since the day I became a mother. He's seen us through everything from colds to impetigo all with competence, love and care.
But, wait a minute, I'm confused. We just heard expert testimony from one Dr. Nick Riviera. What is your opinion on him? [Marge becomes nervous and hesitant] Mrs. Simpson!
[trying to plead the fifth] I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Will that hold up in court?
[glumly admitting] No, I tried that before.
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