Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this!
I guess I should do that.
What?! And violate the code of the schoolyard?! I'd rather Bart die!
What on Earth are you talking about, Homer?!
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see: Don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do, and what else...?
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