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The Simpsons · Season 1

Bart, Nelson and others in “Bart the General”

[daydream begins] Okay, Nelson. Put up your dukes! [a big shadow looms over him] Whaaaa! [runs into a school hall and closes the door, getting punched by a big hand, Nelson stomps the door down] Yikes! [throws a knives at Nelson, as he drags them off]

Ha, ha, ha! [Bart grabs a machine gun and fires at Nelson] Ha, ha, ha!

Oh! [throws a machine gun at Nelson, who catches and eats it whole. He screams as he runs up some stairs, which he's followed by Nelson, the stairs stops at a dead end and Nelson is about to pick him up] Uh-oh.

Mmmmmm, lunchtime! Ha, ha, ha! Lunchtime!

[As Nelson swallows him whole, Bart screams while he travels down Nelson's esophagus. The nightmare ends as Milhouse wakes Bart up, telling him that it's lunchtime]

Lunchtime, Bart. It's lunchtime.

I ain't gonna get out of the fourth grade alive.

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