Y'know, the great ones can kill without explaining.
I can stand in one state, fire a gun in the second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
It's a four-year-old book.
I'm a slow reader.
A fitting epitaph [pause] It means last words!
Are you here to teach me, or kill me?
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