“Chief of Hearts” · Season 21
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Chief Wiggum (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
[to several boys at Dylan's party] Hey, dinks. Whatcha dweebin'?
[scoffs] You don't know Battle Balls?
It's a Japanense card game based on a cartoon, based on an ancient religion, based on a candy bar.
It makes Digimon look like Pokémon.
What?! Impossible!
[fighting against a gunman, while protecting Homer] Take your hands off my brother from another mother.
[To Ralph] How'd a pull-up like you get a great card like that?
My not-dead grandma sent it from Tokyo.
Ralph, I'll play you for that card.
Okay, but if I win, you have to teach me how to play this game.
Deal!
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