Look at this electric bill! I'm not made of money! I'm made of man-meat and a skeleton!
“The Squirt and the Whale” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Lisa Simpson (3)
Lisa, bring the car around.
But I don't know how to drive.
Haven't you learned anything from watching Bart drive?
A little...
Those baby whales are doomed, just like their mom! Oh, I guess it's just nature's way...
[pulling up in a motorboat] Nature is a toothless, dying hag! We're gonna save those whale babies!
[aiming at the sharks with a harpoon] Shark Week just got cancelled.
SHSea Hugger 1
Drop the 'poon!
Oh, come on, leave me alone! I'm trying to save your precious whales!
SHSea Hugger 1
We're not here to protect the whales, we're here to protect the sharks.
SHSea Hugger 2
Did you know that over 40 million sharks are slaughtered every year to make shark fin soup?
What the--?! You like sharks?!
SHSea Hugger 1
Being a true eco-activist means supporting every animal's struggle for life.
SHSea Hugger 2
Except for cockroaches. Yuck!
SHSea Hugger 1
Linda, please.
Pfft! Typical eco-jerks, using words to talk! [speeds past them]
Thanks for not letting me give up, Dad.
Hey, I'd do anything for a sweet, intelligent mammal. By which I mean you. [hugs her]
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