Homer, you don't look fat.
Oh, Carl. You're a liar, but I love it.
“Boy Meets Curl” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Carl Carlson (1)
I'm not a dude, I'm a hottie.
This bromance just got interesting.
What is this, tough love?
It's a little more like "soft hate".
Ooh, you're hot when you're horny.
I'm not horny. I'm mad.
Ooh, you're mad when you're angry.
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