[Reads the firsthand line of Moe's letter to Homer] "Dear Pusbag".
Whoa, Marge. Who'd you piss off?
MMoe
[yells] It's for you, pusbag!
“Moe'N'a Lisa” · Season 18
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1)
JJameson
[Reads Moe's poem, then hands it to an assistant] Genius! Run it on the front page and pay him nothing. [Picks up the phone] Stop the presses and send my wife some flowers and bring me an Advil! What do you mean you don't work for me? You're hired! Now that you're hired, you're fired! Now that you don't work here, we can be friends. Now that we're friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are! [Hangs up] God, I love this business!
MCMichael Chabon
Wow, you couldn't make this stuff up.
JFJonathan Franzen
Well, you couldn't.
MCMichael Chabon
That's it, Franzen! I think your nose needs some corrections! [the pair brawl: Franzen lands a cheap shot that knocks Chabon down] Oh, you fight like Anne Rice!
JJameson
Aww, that’s sweet. I hate sweet! I need photos, photos of Spider-Man!
EEmployee
This is a poetry journal.
JJameson
Okay, then poems about Spider-Man, and I want them finished before you start, and before you finish, get me some coffee. And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme, ABBAABBACDECDE. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?!
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