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JJameson

Aww, that’s sweet. I hate sweet! I need photos, photos of Spider-Man!

EEmployee

This is a poetry journal.

JJameson

Okay, then poems about Spider-Man, and I want them finished before you start, and before you finish, get me some coffee. And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme, ABBAABBACDECDE. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?!

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