RRecruiter
How many of you like video games? [the kids cheer] Well, what if there was a violent video game that you could play for free, plus it's real and not a game at all?
“G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)” · Season 18
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1)
By the time Bart is 18, we’re gonna control the world. [pause] We’re China, right?
Won't joining the army take me away from my family for two years?
RRecruiter
A large target like you will be home a lot sooner than that.
MMoe
The Salvation Army? You got it! [arms a two-barreled shotgun]
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