The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 6
“Today I am A Clown” · Season 15, Episode 6
In this episode: Krusty the Clown (2), Homer Simpson (1), Julius Hibbert (1)
[A shot of a broken-down trailer. In front, a sign reads "FOX Network World Headquarters." Inside, Krusty the Clown has a meeting with Fox executives]
Well, since I'm fresh out of options, I guess all that is left is for me to get a show on... [groans in frustration] Fox. What do you say?
I don't know...
Oh, come on, you guys are famous for taking a chance on useless crap!
I Think Your Water Just Broke.
Will you be quiet?
[Krusty is infuriated, because he doesn't have a star on the Jewish walk of fame]
Why don't I have a star?! I'm much better than... (squints) Chaim Potok?! What is he, a Klingon?!
Welcome to the Homer Simpson Show. I'm your host... next card... Homer Simpson. It's great to be here in... next card... Springfield.
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