“Brake My Wife, Please” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Judge Harm (1)
I'll never mock the Coast Guard again. You Navy rejects are all right.
Mr Simpson, give me your license.
[Homer groans and hands it over. Judge Harm uses a miniature guillotine to slice the license in half. The license is then fed to two dogs.]
Burn their poop.
Maybe this is a sign. Maybe it's time for me to get out of the alcohol business, give barber college another try. And this time, I won't join a frat! [Looks around, realizes no one is there] Who the hell am I talking to?
Psst. Bishop to Queen-4.
We're playing Dominoes.
I said Bishop to Queen-4.
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